I'm a dog

Yo man. I’m a dog

I keep running a lot

My lifes on all fours

I crawl when I walk

I bark when I talk

I wear glasses I’m a dork

You see, I’m a dog

Don’t pet me, you get me?

When I growl, respect me

I feel sorry for the next me

Treat him more gently

Don’t have to buy him a Bentley

Just let the man have time - It’s called being friendly

I’m on a short leash, the end of my tether, not gonna get better,

Yo man, life’s a bitch

Your’s looks alright, let’s switch

I see now how you spend your money,

And I thought you was rich,

You’re like me,

We’re both living, but we’re dead in a ditch

I quite

Like the way,

You have friends

Who seem to stay

I quite

Like the sight

Of a sexy friend and a kiss goodnight

As a dog you forgotten,

My fucking furr is rotten,

You see, I’m a dog

I’m not welcome a lot

I’m just cute in the park,

At dinner it’s stark

Table for two… ha!

People stroke my ego

But my prides going zero

I get put to bed

I get put to sleep

I get put to stud

Don’t get what I need

You see man.

I’m a dog…